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I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.
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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
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I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it’s not...
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Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot...
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Some men see things as they are and ask, ‘why’ I dream things that...
Quote #17943
Change in all things is sweet.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...
Quote #25403
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...