Quote #12172
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #20816
The quality of mercy is not strained It droppeth as the gentle rain from...
Quote #16345
There is not a flower or bird in sight, only a small screen on...
Quote #2977
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their friends.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #5196
The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
Quote #1326
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
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Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still...
Quote #25553
Oh, give thanks to the Lord, for He is good His love and His...
Quote #26097
The secret of joy in work is contained in one word – excellence. To...