Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence...
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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #33625
If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re going.
Quote #6054
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk...
Quote #3806
It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had...
Quote #33859
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I...
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Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain it...
Quote #6157
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.