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I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.
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Things could always be worse for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
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Faith, as well intentioned as it may be, must be built on facts, not...
Quote #5442
Be charitable before wealth makes thee covetous.
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ESSAY — A loose sally of the mind an irregular indigested piece not a...
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He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon...
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Now is the time for all good men to come to.
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If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...