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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
Quote #18743
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
Quote #29200
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest...
Quote #33081
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Quote #13627
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she...
Quote #16858
It seems to me that perfection of means and confusion of goals seems to...
Quote #4598
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
Quote #9869
There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The...