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The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
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Anger is a very appropriate and necessary response to an injustice. But stand back...
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Never injure a friend, even in jest.
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Stop thinking, and end your problems.
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Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves.