Quote #30575
The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
Quote #24882
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
Quote #3686
My teen angst has a body count.
Quote #23552
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #19947
One’s religion is whatever he is most interested in, and yours is Success.
Quote #14533
We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
Quote #19749
Silence at the proper season is wisdom, and better than any speech.
Quote #5906
From error to error, one discovers the entire truth.
Quote #3943
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #11184
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.