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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
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I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like...
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From the point of view of the pharmaceutical industry, the AIDS problem has already...
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It is not enough to limit your love to your own nation, to your...
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If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off...
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Better be ill spoken of by one before all than by all before one.
Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...