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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first...
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You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
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When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this...
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Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of...
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Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President....
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Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there’s...
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A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and...
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There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a...