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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #25957
Politics are usually the executive expression of human immaturity.
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Some promises are better left unsaid
Quote #12759
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to...
Quote #3038
It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...
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I would rather be ashes than dust I would rather that my spark should...
Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
Quote #3161
As an anti-American, I thank you for your rotten article devoted to my person.