Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #1319
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #530
The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is...
Quote #27196
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age...
Quote #22650
This is courage in a man to bear unflinchingly what heaven sends.
Quote #22345
Changes are not only possible and predictable, but to deny them is to be...
Quote #10205
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their...
Quote #32863
When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
Quote #34487
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.