Quote #19290
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #11105
Pathos, piety, courage, ? they exist, but are identical, and so is filth. Everything...
Quote #21882
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish it will satisfy your hunger, but it...
Quote #16486
Hold a picture of yourself long and steadily enough in your mind’s eye, and...
Quote #13181
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Quote #16563
Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
Quote #78
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Quote #27884
You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
Quote #12364
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.