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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as...
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Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear.
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Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
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I love my government not least for the extent to which it leaves me...
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Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.
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She had wit, she had grace, she had beauty; But above all, she had...
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Apothegms to thinking minds are the seeds from which spring vast fields of new...
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A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...