Quote #6264
The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach...
Quote #32778
Nothing so conclusively proves a man’s ability to lead others as what he does...
Quote #6137
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
Quote #29597
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
Quote #4476
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #26524
The Creative knows the great beginnings. The Receptive completes the finished things.
Quote #27461
The Kennedy organization doesn’t run, it purrs.
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I could prove God statistically.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...