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For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
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There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace....
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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write...
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She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...
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Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...
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Here is a great body of our Jewish citizens from whom have sprung men...
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Are we having fun yet
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What would the world do without tea? – how did it exist? I am...
Quote #16024
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
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Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed...