Quote #26739
If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.
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I like less the story that a frog if put in cold water will...
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
Quote #31891
Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm,...
Quote #33136
I believe that one of life’s greatest risks is never daring to risk.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #17418
Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient.
Quote #1202
Publish and be damned!
Quote #15477
Good manners and good morals are sworn friends and fast allies.