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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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Never fall out with your bread and butter.
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It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.
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Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
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Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but...
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The air is precious to the red man, for all things share the same...
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We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is...
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There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”
Quote #16812
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.