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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought–...
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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Before a diamond shows its brilliancy and prismatic colors it has to stand a...
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They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
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Put your shoulder to the wheel.
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This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your...
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Above all be true to yourself, and if you can not put your heart...
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Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Quote #17142
Our minds are lazier than our bodies.