Quote #12048
It is better to have dreamed a thousand dreams that never were than never...
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
Quote #12857
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #26648
Man is a creature of hope and invention, both of which believe the idea...
Quote #22416
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To...
Quote #4234
Put your shoulder to the wheel.
Quote #14911
Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #25041
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.