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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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Everyone tries to define this thing called Character. It’s not hard. Character is doing...
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...
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Fortunate indeed, is the man who takes exactly the right measure of himself, and...
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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them...
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We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children that makes the heart...
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The law is sic a ass – a idiot.
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Hope is only the love of life.
Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?