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The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #28701
Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer...
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He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of...
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Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level...
Quote #7697
Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
Quote #18305
The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
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Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
Quote #3604
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
Quote #25016
What a terrible time this is to be a Christian. The churches have failed...