Quote #32865
I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
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Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of...
Quote #31197
Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipient to become independent of it.
Quote #29096
Have patience awhile slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time erelong...
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Health food makes me sick.
Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #17095
For most men the love of justice is only the fear of suffering injustice.
Quote #28384
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
Quote #33355
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need...
Quote #23817
My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope.