Quote #3069
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought...
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If there is Magic on this planet, it is contained in water.
Quote #26176
Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.
Quote #5034
People judge you not by the size of your feet, but by whether your...
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #34534
He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
Quote #31384
The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that...
Quote #21080
Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America — that we...
Quote #24494
Let every man look before he leaps.
Quote #32152
All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its...