Quote #6252
One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely...
Quote #29001
I never been in no situation where havin’ money make it any worse.
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #16803
We don’t bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation...
Quote #23177
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Quote #28127
To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #6707
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Quote #14790
I have always recognized that the object of business is to make money in...
Quote #17764
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
Quote #3468
Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat.