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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in...
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Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about...
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Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship – never.
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Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so...
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There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
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Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
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Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s...
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It was an initiation into the love of learning, of learning how to learn,...
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There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by...