Quote #12258
Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
Quote #26509
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
Quote #19323
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #15197
He that fears your presence will hate you absence.
Quote #20830
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour...
Quote #5675
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #18770
Zeal is a volcano, the peak of which the grass of indecisiveness does not...
Quote #3229
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
Quote #12908
What the imagination seizes as beauty must be the truth.