Quote #28388
If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
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Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #8840
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #9759
Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
Quote #15941
Set priorities for your goals. A major part of successful living lies in the...
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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
Quote #2309
Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. (“Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.”)
Quote #22829
The Terminator Hasta la vista, baby.
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All really great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to...