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There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done...
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Motherhood is a wonderful thing – what a pity to waste it on children.
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The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.
Quote #8499
Rap music… sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.
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A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
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These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball...
Quote #10824
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on...
Quote #28685
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
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When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine...
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...