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Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
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If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
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The lecturer should give the audience full reason to believe that all his powers...
Quote #2288
We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is...
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The junior senator from Wisconsin, by his reckless charges, has so preyed upon the...
Quote #19052
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
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If there is no gardener there is no garden.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #7958
Beware the fury of a patient man.