Quote #1157
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #5801
All human power is a compound of time and patience.
Quote #2709
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
Quote #28360
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
Quote #29672
Everything that is done in the world is done by hope.
Quote #281
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears...
Quote #29484
The education of a man is never completed until he dies.
Quote #21863
The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are...
Quote #17479
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.