Quote #5060
O, I am slain!
Quote #34453
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
Quote #481
You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them...
Quote #3949
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of...
Quote #13355
Advertising is tax deductible, so we all pay for the privilege of being manipulated...
Quote #8724
There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
Quote #2841
Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #15995
To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these...