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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
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Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
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As the flectcher whittles and makes straight his arrows, so the master directs his...
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Music is a higher revelation than philosophy.
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Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor but even supposing knowledge to be...
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Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...