Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #244
Every generation thinks it has the answers, and every generation is humbled by nature.
Quote #12576
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for...
Quote #18934
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #7027
Poverty is the schoolmaster of character.
Quote #13019
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Quote #32026
No one worth possessing Can be quite possessed.
Quote #28608
Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but...
Quote #18680
Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven.
Quote #17903
An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend...