Quote #10282
Just because you love someone doesn?t mean you have to be involved with them....
Quote #8964
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself...
Quote #24788
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #5102
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Quote #20027
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
Quote #8093
There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
Quote #9497
You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman?s name...
Quote #8531
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.