Quote #3849
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Quote #30984
No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back.
Quote #6003
Movements born in hatred very quickly take on the characteristics of the thing they...
Quote #19495
Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #32510
What if this weren’t a hypothetical question
Quote #4246
Better be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident security.
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #14032
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who...