Quote #22559
No news at 430 a.m. is good.
Quote #17189
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If...
Quote #6216
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...
Quote #24463
As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #5921
The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.
Quote #5095
Unlike those who pretend to be immaculate, fallen angels are usually more intriguing because...
Quote #34045
See, that’s all you’re thinking about, is winning. You’re confirming your sense of self-...
Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #365
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him...
Quote #22216
Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil in its worst...