Quote #3056
The impotence of God is infinite.
Quote #25497
Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
Quote #33338
Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called...
Quote #28004
Class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you.
Quote #14621
Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue...
Quote #33773
Most men are within a finger’s breadth of being mad.
Quote #32970
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
Quote #29447
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #15620
Peace is the happy, natural state of man; war corruption, his disgrace.
Quote #32181
I’ve found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more...