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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that...
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Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
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Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of...
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Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.
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To be great is to be misunderstood.
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
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April is the cruellest month, breedingLilacs out of the dead land, mixingMemory out of...
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The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling...