Quote #29458
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
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When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...
Quote #28959
To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the...
Quote #3564
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
Quote #2658
Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
Quote #11039
You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that...
Quote #12844
You can evade life, but you can not evade Death.
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #2853
Alimony: the ransom the happy pay to the devil.
Quote #15028
There is nothing more wonderful than freedom of speech.