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If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
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You give little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give...
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Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
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There are only two kinds of freedom in the world; the freedom of the...
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The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is...
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Love and a cough cannot be hid.
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
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Fish and visitors smell in three days.
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Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.
Quote #15010
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.