Quote #20299
My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
Quote #938
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
Quote #28959
To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the...
Quote #28235
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #15486
Solitude, the safeguard of mediocrity.
Quote #7012
Our thoughts are free.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #11954
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it...
Quote #1020
This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
Quote #12923
Thoughts are tyrants that return again and again to torment us.