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Jerry Show me the money
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The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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It?s only when the tide goes out that you discover who?s been swimming naked.
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If you can’t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there...
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Never read a book that is not a year old.
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You may assume infinite ignorance and unlimited intelligence.
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Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
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Travel is educational it teaches you how to get rid of money in a...
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Property left to a child may soon be lost; but the inheritance of virtue–a...