Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #2268
A man said to the Universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the Universe, “the...
Quote #17840
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of...
Quote #3649
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
Quote #33012
There is luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel no one else...
Quote #28831
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious...
Quote #9573
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and...
Quote #1375
Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer...
Quote #15488
Minds of moderate caliber ordinarily condemn everything which is beyond their range.