Quote #13517
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #28839
I do not mean to suggest that our handsome, newly enlarged library is to...
Quote #6571
Life imitates art more than art imitates life.
Quote #18566
Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.
Quote #30787
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
Quote #31853
There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do....
Quote #15722
Praise in the beginning is agreeable enough; and we receive it as a favor;...
Quote #3185
I think, therefore Descartes exists.
Quote #202
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...