Quote #11531
Communications without intelligence is noise; Intelligence without communications is irrelevant.
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #7049
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #13421
Philanthropic people lose all sense of Humanity, it is their distinguishing characteristic.
Quote #2885
Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety...
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #25470
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
Quote #9169
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels:...
Quote #2064
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.