Quote #12206
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;...
Quote #31166
Do what you fear, and the death of fear is certain.
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #17833
Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.
Quote #23805
When I get a little money, I buy books. And if there is any...
Quote #6238
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #29227
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace.
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #24724
Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal...