Quote #3859
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one...
Quote #13148
God gave us memories that we might have roses in December.
Quote #33232
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #4342
In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.
Quote #28238
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #3812
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What...
Quote #10540
I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.
Quote #46
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #17041
Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.