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I came upstairs into the world; for I was born in a cellar.
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I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know,...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
Quote #24463
As they use to say, spick and span new.
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The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as...
Quote #9296
Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of...
Quote #25588
A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
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Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
Quote #12941
Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a...