Quote #3101
I hate the pollyanna pest who says that all is for the best.
Quote #8774
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #28586
Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
Quote #33034
Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need...
Quote #34058
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
Quote #20578
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often...
Quote #30943
He who has been bitten by a snake fears a piece of string.
Quote #310
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get...
Quote #15812
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.