Quote #4983
I have not slept one wink.
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The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows...
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He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle...
Quote #13745
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have...
Quote #27043
I have tried to lift France out of the mud. But she will return...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #26703
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #31719
The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to...
Quote #19146
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Quote #12786
Greedy eaters dig their graves with their teeth.